The Toast I Promised

Here's to {MOOOOOOOOO},

And all the PT tests that she failed.
If only one thing she said was true,

Bobby's trips down south wouldn't smell like Poo Poo.
Here's to the snatch,

May every inch represent a pound of fat.
For all those she turned into OSI

THE BITCH CAN FUCKING DIE!!
MOOOOOOOOO!