You might be a bitch if:
- You ALWAYS CLAIM to be broke, even right after payday
- You are a constant mooch, everyone has their moments, constant is the key word here.
- Your mouth; well, it never shuts...hell you would even tell on yourself if given the chance.
- You're such an attention whore, you piss people off on purpose, just so they will talk to you.
- You claim to be from different places depending on who you are talking to.
- You are mean to cats.
- You are a cat.
- You refer to yourself and ask others to refer to you as a "Staff Select", instead of douchebag Senior Airman _______.
- You are from West Virginia (this one is automatic, no further requirements).
- Your punk ass doesn't return phone calls.
- You get bigger than you actually are after 2 drinks. (Thanks Joe)
- You exclusively drink "bitch beer" and are not a female. (anything sweet in a beer bottle)
- You are a sore loser. (Battle of Sexes is not a biased game...some people just suck at it.)
- You voted for John Kerry.
- You confuse good old fashioned tradition with "Hazing". *Did you know we can't "pin people on" at promotion ceremonies anymore, in the "kinder, gentler Air Force" we now HUG.*
6 comments:
On the point about "Staff Select"...when I was a lowly PFC and I had finished MOS school one of the admin clerks told me that the system said I was a "Lance Corporal Select" and he had never seen that before. That's because theres no such thing. But that would have been hilarious to make the other PFC's call me Lance Corporal Select Compton just to be a jackass.
You're a bitch if you start political discussions in order to stop a poker game long enough to take a phone call.
no you're not, you're a bitch if you voted for Kerry to begin with.
Confused! I like cats, my cat isn't ALWAYS a bitch - just when I pull her tail
My cat leaves scars on my hands, she is a bitch.
Cats r not Bitches! they r cool don't bag 'em. They will rule the world one day and not coz they are bitches coz they r trixi. :)
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