Would you like a little concert with that beer?

I think I was singlehandedly trying to float the keg yesterday. I drank soooo much. I really don't remember much of the concert, I saw Gretchen...and that's about it. Don't you hate it when you hear all kinds of stories from other people about you, and you have no clue what they are talking about? Maybe its just me then. If you were at the concert, and you are wondering why I left in tears...well, don't ask. Let me just say it wasn't me being a drunken drama queen. I had a very good reason. But I don't wanna get into it again. Other than that I had a great time. Those pork chops were yummy Jason. McDonald is the king of the keg, he made my 23 seconds look like a sip. Oh and if you are ever at Fedex field I don't recommend sitting on any of the guardrails...those things caught more piss than the porta-potties. I will say thats the best tailgate partying I have ever seen. Between the full size beer pong table, where we annihilated everyone, and the wet t-shirt contest wading pool, where none of us wanted to participate, our keg, and Jo and I making random people bong beers, I should've just stayed in the parking lot, fuck the concert!