Monday, August 22, 2005
Work Shmerk
So yeah - I'm back on ceremonies again. Woopdy freakin doo. Ever since I came back to ceremonies I have been getting fucked royally. Ya know the worst part, I can't even slack off a little...cause then I get kicked out. Bastards...its just short of blackmail. Friday I was on an out of town to Buttfuck, PA. We had to be on base at 0400, I didn't get back to my house till after 2000. (That's 8 PM for anyone who can't subtract) Then today I was running on the soccerfield at PT, on my second mile, when Douchewu punked me to fire! How can you get punked while running?? It's a new record, the best part was he waited, watching other qualified people run past, just so he could punk me. What a little bitch! Tomorrow I'm on the line with him for 2 jobs. I don't think there is a single person not trying to get off that line. There's an active duty job tomorrow too, pretty high profile since its the young female A1C that was murdered in Iceland. That's going to be a tough one.
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Good to see you posting again. Hmmm...back on ceremonies with no room to breathe huh? Does that mean you're not getting discharged? I hope not! Also, what do you mean by getting punked to fire while you run? Is this some kind of honour guard lingo?
I wasn't scheduled to fire today on any funerals, so I went to PT thinking that I would have an easy day back at the squadron taking care of some paperwork and filing leave. While I was running at PT, our duty NCO stopped me and told me he needed me to fire because someone called in sick. Yes, your Dad's letter worked - I'm staying in.
Jeez, what is it with my dad and his letters? lol, those things really work though! He wrote a letter for me when I first joined that got my MOS changed to combat engineer. I had no idea he wrote one for you, but I'm glad you're not getting the boot.
BTW, it looks like I'm going to be in Quantico for a couple of weeks while I wait on my Cuban visa to get processed.
You have to come visit me, I have a new apartment...its smaller, but its just me and Vanna! You can meet my new beau.
bitch, bitch, bitch.
What will it take to make you happy?
Look. This is where I bitch. If I didn't bitch, I probably wouldn't be happy. But finding a decent guy would definitely help...so would finding a million dollars. There are so many things...since you asked :)
You can always count on the Sheriff!
I was sharing a Sheriff story last night with the lady friend...about "Sheriff Ash" on cigarettes.
Cody, you need to post a tribute to your pops!
Justin, +300 points for that stupendous idea! I'll have to wait until I get home so I can get a good pick of the Sheriff to post.
How come I don't have any points? I'm way cooler than Justin!
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