"Cancel on Lisa Month"
This holiday is to be observed every February...sometimes starting in late January...and ending...well...whenever...
To fully abide by the rules of this holiday; you must make plans, in advance, with Lisa...and then "the day of" said plans - cancel or just don't show up. (either way works)
If you even bother with an excuse, use the lamest one possible.
Mention that you would like to reschedule; but make no effort to do so.
And as an added bonus, pretend Lisa is "psycho stalker bitch" when she asks "why are you such an asshole?" For those of you that choose not to observe this holiday; Lisa thanks you.
But for those of you that enjoy this month of celebration; you are doing a service to your fellow women. Thank you for perpetuating your reputation for being loser jerks...the world obviously doesn't have enough lesbians.
5 comments:
HAHAHA. . . LOSER. . . Your life sucks. . . glad Im not you. . .
I'm glad I'm not you...cause if I was gonna leave a dumbass comment like that I wouldn't have left my name either.
...or maybe I would have, then I wouldn't leave the impression that I'm a ball-less sack of shit like you.
Either way - I have an entire month long holiday dedicated to me- what do you have?
lol, yall crack me up! less than a month til i'm back for a visit and less than 6 months till I'm back for good!!!!
WHORE!!
oh for fucks sake grow some genitalia or shut the hell up.
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