- Select the smallest people in the unit.
- Tell two of them to do it by themselves.
- Give them a rolly-thing. With a hole in the middle.
- Have them move the wardrobe, mahogany desk, chest of drawers, and filing cabinet into a storage closet the size of a half bath.
How to make that fun:
- One person sit on the rolly-thing, while the other pushes. Do this until you crash or get caught.
- Try 3-legged skateboarding. (note: not for the balance-impaired) Also do until crash/caught.
- Race. Rolly-thing loaded with chest of drawers vs. filing cabinet on wheels. Also NCO's will think you are highly motivated because you are running.
- Hold rolly-thing to chest, run fast, dive, roll on stomach as far as you can. (Can be painful if not executed properly.)
When you are done:
- Disappear.
- Out of sight, out of mind.
- If they ask where you went later...play dumb.
1 comment:
Oh yeah, did it again yesterday when told to fill gigantic cooler with ice. Seriously I could've fit two of me inside there no problem; with ice. I was expected to do this alone mind you. So I got out the rolly thing. At the request of flight, I got a running start and jumped on top of the cooler and rode it until it started spinning in circles. Good stuff, some jeep asked if I was even part of the guard. What a loser.
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